I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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