tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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