Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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