My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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