I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dick very happy bro
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
