why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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