dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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