But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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