You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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