Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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