Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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