it wasn't lemon gatorade
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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