Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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