sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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