So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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