Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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