we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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