It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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