Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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