It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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