C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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