That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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