butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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