We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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