Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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