Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I smell stomach acid.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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