windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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