Non-Jews are for practice
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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