party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So much Jack, so little girl.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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