You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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