There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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