I just saw a hot homeless man
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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