You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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