idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
