I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
