I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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