if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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