the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
how drunk are you?
Several
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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