You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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