We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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