You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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