So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
