I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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