It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize