i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
