Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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