I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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