My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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