Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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