he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
from now on my penis is your penis
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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