would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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