Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
