I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
