hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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