I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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