i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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