how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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