just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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