You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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