pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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