Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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