Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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