i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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